So me and my friend Dallas were having a nice heart to heart. My stomach decided to start making weird noises and I was like “Umm…that wasn’t a fart. Promise.” He said “Oh no its okay my stomach has been doing that ALL night. I’ve actually had to fart for so long.” me “Can we just agree that it’s okay to fart cuz I have really bad gas right now.” We die laughing, agree, and AS we high five… Dallas lets one rip. Great timing. The fact that this all happened at like 2 AM made it that much funnier.